Waise the woof with custom pet productsHere, Fido. C'mere boy. Yes, that's a good dog. Yes, you are. And oh, you're so cute! Yes, you are. I'm gonna give you a big kiss on the nose-y, yes I am. Oh, ow! Fido, what the heck? Why'd you nip me?
You're shivering, and nodding your head toward my laptop. This is weird. Doesn't this kind of thing only happen in movies? OK, OK, stop growling! I'll go to the computer! Dang, dog.
And now your paw is on the keyboard, and you've hit the letter P. Impressive. P is for puppies? No? P is for ... oh, Pinnacle Promotions? And custom pet products? Wow, that's oddly specific for a non-verbal canine. Ow, OK, OK! What do you want?
You want custom pet items, like the New Englander Doggie Rain Jacket? Well, it is pretty snazzy, and it would keep you dry and warm while also helping to market my business. That looks good. I'll order a bunch, and hand them out at the trade show. And the customizable Medium Scoop-it Bowl? OK, I'll get some of those too, since they're a smart new combo of scoop and bowl, and the ideal size for larger dogs. Hey, I didn't say you were fat! You're just big-boned.
And of course we'll need some of those personalized, bone-shaped tennis balls. And give me one bark if you want a Happy Dog Rope Flyer, or two if you don't. You don't have to roll your eyes at me. One bark will suffice. I'm not liking this attitude.
Looks like Pinnacle Promotions also has custom pet collars, leashes, bandanas, gift bags, and treat packs. And ooh, look at that personalized pet hair remover roller. Sorry, Fido, but I gotta get some of those. You're a mess. And yeah, I know I need to shave. Stop nagging me.
And oh, look at that custom pet t-shirt. Let's get a bunch of those custom pet items, and put our logo on them. I'll get the same shirt, but in my size! We can be twinsies! Ow, OK, OK. You have your own sense of style. Fine, I get it.
I'll get in touch with Pinnacle Promotions today, and get us these custom pet products. Now will you get off my back? I mean literally. Your paws and nails are digging into me. And let’s never speak of this … conversation … again. Thanks, Fido.