Branded multifunction pens are anything but ordinaryMy goodness. You have the loveliest handwriting. It’s like calligraphy, like poetry, with all those swirls and curls and — wait. What is in your hand? No, ma’am. Drop that immediately! I am flabbergasted. Why, on earth, when you have such a gift for penmanship, would you ruin it by using a boring old pen — not a custom multifunction pen — that does almost diddly squat? I almost feel a little sick. Give me a moment to collect myself.
OK. I’m alright. But that pen! That pen is not alright. It is all wrong. I demand that you call Pinnacle Promotions immediately. They can print your company name or logo on their custom pens, and you’ll not only get a unique and worthy writing instrument — you’ll also market your business and your brand with every letter you write. These multifunctional custom pens are anything but ordinary. And ordinary is the kiss of death, honey.
You could try their promotional Plastic 4-in-1 Ball Pen, which has four inks in one pen and has a rubber grip for writing comfort and control. Or how about the Javalina® Metallic StylusClip, which doubles as a handy screen cleaner and has a stylus tip for effortless texting and scrolling? There’s also the LED Flashlight and Ballpoint Combo. I mean, you simply must multi-task. Everyone’s doing it.
If you’re handy (not handsy — get your mind out of the gutter, darling!), you just have to get a customized Screwdriver Pen. This pen, and all the other customized multifunction pens from Pinnacle Promotions, serve many functions and go beyond the everyday. You can get highlighters, keychains, post-it notes and your corporate logo on these custom multifunction pens.
Seriously, your pen is beneath you. No, I don’t mean under your chair. I mean, yes, it’s under your chair. But don’t you dare pick it up. You, your delightful handwriting, and your clients deserve custom multifunction pens from Pinnacle Promotions.