Joanna looked down at her suspenders and customizable apron. "Really? I have 15 buttons on."
"Well, OK, 15 is minimum ... Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair," Stan said. "And a terrific smile ... People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, OK? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun."
"OK, so more then?"
"Look," Stan said, wearing his own promo apron bedecked with flair. "We want you to express yourself, OK? If you think the bare minimum is enough, then OK. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, ok? You do want to express yourself, don't you?"
She sure did. Later in the 1999 film "Office Space," she expresses herself quite succinctly. After suffering too long at Chotchkie's under the weight of the blinking, catchphrase-crazy pins on her customizable apron, she quits. And as final piece of flair, she flips Stan the bird.
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Our high-quality, heavy-duty promo aprons come in a variety of colors and lengths. Put your logo or company information on our promotional aprons, and your employees won't just be happy — they'll wear a smile as big (though not as annoying) as Brian's.
We have medium-length customizable aprons with pouch pockets and a soil-release finish for extra stain protection. Or try a full-length promo apron made from an easy-care blend. Our customizable waiter's aprons come with three roomy front pockets and waist ties that can tie in the front. We also offer butcher aprons and waist aprons with pockets.
So give Pinnacle Promotions a call, and we'll set you up with the perfect promotional aprons for your needs. No flair required. OK?